Me: ....ugh....hiking...blech...
Beard: well lets go get a job....
Me: ....ugh...work...blech...
Beard: feed me....(nom nom nom)
Me: Beard you have no idea how fast I could get rid of you...
Beard: get rid of me you? already pull like 100 hairs of me out a day!! What gives man???
Me: watch it dude!!
Beard: so do you think i had anything to do with that bear running away so fast yesterday?
Me: no doubt beard, no doubt! Good
Job!!
Beard: and did you see that lady with a beard yesterday? Weird right??
Me: I love you beard!
Beard: I love you too... (nom nom nom) ...I am glad were hiking again...we should catch up with that Blood Bank character....
Me: you're hella smart for only being 3 months beard...let's get going, we have at least 25 miles to do today...
Beard: I'm still hungry....
